Any idea about the invention of term ‘DUDE’?
When it was first used in 1800, it held mockery for the young guys who were pretty concerned about their fashion. But later on, mockery was completely withdrawn. In 1960s, it emerged as an acclaimed synonym of the term ‘guy’. Let’s say with full-term honour, however, today, it holds sarcasm in itself when used with a guy who doesn’t look like his age.
Most guys who don’t look their age are either too big or too small (fat and lean). But that’s too common to deal with. Let’s take exceptional cases. Some features they have:
- Can’t Put On Half Sleeves:
Most guys like this have slight big chest and tiny arms. Not the GYM jumbo type. While flexing muscles – they probably get thumbs down. Hence, the purpose of half sleeves completely gets defeated.
- Hair Style:
Usually the people like this do not have a good hair line – curly and thin grass makes them wearied but if someone being unique has good hair that probably does not get in tune with their face cut.
- Oily Skin:
They don’t sweat too much and have oily skin – that is terrible! Also they’re handkerchief friendly. Just think scrubbing that cloth hard again & again how much degrades your facial!
- Wooly Arms/ Hairy Chest:
There’re likely either to have hairy skin or less hairy skin. One can’t bear to have bushes on shoulders and tolerate wooly arms. Some who have a different skin – they have as much as of less hair to get registered in the status of a man.
- Not The Party Animals:
They like party but hitting it HARD – they never pick or even dare. They’re not the ones who blew air horns, wear pink one-piece and put on devil horns on their head.
- Bad Modulation:
Their tone of voice is not impressive. You can find them shouting rarely. Yes their voice is restricted to level of normality. You know they say – some have ‘voice with respect’ – unfortunately they don’t have.
- Don’t Like To Step In A Pool:
Either they have long legs or big back that does not make them cozy with pools. They might love the gesture of water but swimming – forget about that.
- Introvert:
They might love the company but are introvert. Not the good orator, you might find most of them answering smiles at others jokes. There might be a rear case of them being extrovert but at the same time – they lack convincing power and good modulation.
- Not good Athletes:
They are not much into sports. Some might like watching it but getting into it is not their cup of tea.
- Expressionless:
One ought to acknowledge this feature. You never see them with a pout on, or expressing seductive look. With their most favorite expression a smile – they manage to win a tag of Decent Munda.
- Not Cool:
Putting arms in the air, testing body flexibility in a bit, jumping in the air, crashing someone’s wedding, hijacking someone’s bicycle – they can’t afford to do. Yes, they enjoy it watching.
- Selfie Problems:
A bad face-cut completely lands your selfie to a garbage can. Not only that – your big nose, eyebrows and thick lips also do the trick. Moreover, the tag of EXPRESSIONLESS makes your selfie hard to bear.
13. Too Much Pampering:
They don’t like too much pampering. Pulling cheek, repeated food proposals, and pampered referred names (goolu, shubie etc-etc) – they HATE it.
14. Can Be Identified From The Far Place:
If they are in a crowd, they’re likely to get recognized from far. Their face-cut, less personality development skills, and the wholly full façade helps this characteristic to establish.
15. Bath Everyday:
I don’t know if it’s OCD but they take shower every damn day. Perhaps to refresh their looks, which falls instantly and then stand it with a shower.
16. No Girlfriends:
When it comes to girls – they have poor jokes, slow gestures, deep voice. They fail to impress girls of their type, however, grab the attention from the ones not their type.
