MARRIAGE – Auh! Either it’s pounced over or you follow your heart… It may be of any state, the date holds immense importance in your life, often more than your birthday. It’s like RETIREMENT, comes once in your life. And you have to RETIRE from some pleasures, or in other way make compromises.
- Eat Apples
Stalking Momo stalls, ordering a pizza and even asking to spice more your chilly potatoes, do not enroll in your bucket list now. Reasons reinforcing are – budget & good health for long future.
- No Abusive Tongue
A good language makes a person gentleman. And someone has rightly said that the married man is a gentleman. ‘MCs’ & ‘BCs’ is a challenge, you not even allowed to utter ‘fck’.
- Embrace Formals
Yes, formals make you look like a grown man. Shirts in this case play an important part. Don’t forget to tug it in your pants.
- Space from other Group
Through your life you have been a juvenile, marriage gives you a legitimate status of MATURE. Hence, distance from any Tom, Dick and Harry is welcomed.
- No to Goatee
Goatee is swept completely or necessarily takes shape of French cut. Some might even try moustaches.
- No Independent Decision
A happy go lucky attitude is not required. Advice is necessary. That will certainly roll from your spouse.
- Forget Gym Embrace YOGA
Don’t ever thing you could lift those metals up and get into hulk pants. All your dreams of flashing abs could also suffer, after you are married. Your work load as a family man maximizes, the only option of good health accomplishment is YOGA.
- Learn about the Ration and Pani Bills
You are more likely to visit ration shops and have a complete account of water and electricity bills.
- New Friends
Your wife’s friends are now yours, even though you don’t like them, you have to accept them.
- No Phone Privacy
Your WhatsApp has two attendants now. Also stop hiding fake facebook id password from her.
- No Late Night Party
Early to bed & early to rise makes a Married Man – Healthy Wealthy and Wise. Don’t dare to think of late night parties, it’s a sin.
- Awkward TV Moments
Invent a taste in News shows and say a big noooo to Netflix subscriptions. You have liberty not more than Beyonce videos.
- Sleep On One-Side Of The Bed
After getting married, you are completely deprived of sleeping in the center. Your bed is not your full-time habitat now.
- In-laws Anniversary
Your friend birthday is not the prime concern, what hits the list of priority is your in-laws anniversary. You need to be a party-hooper for your in-laws.
- Make your Bed In the Morning
Haphazard things are not welcomed and start making you bed in the morning. You gradually learn this with marriage.
- Baby Compulsions
No this compulsion will not be from your wife, perhaps your parents but be in advance prepared for it.
- Interior of your room
Load off heavy posters from your walls. Make it clean. Your wall should have your marriage frame.
- Cut down on Suttas
Less suttas you smoke a day after getting married.
- Get used to term UNCLE
You passing through a bunch of guys playing football, if ball passes through you, you are likely to be called ‘Uncle ball dena’ Marriage makes you Uncle and before marriage no doubt how old you’re you still bhaiya.
