Your office is like a basketball hoop where strikes are most frequent, and it can be in any form. Although you have matured from schools & colleges, the immaturity is at peak. What makes it worthless are your top 15 enemies in office, that pull all strings to make your life NASTY!
- The BOSS who doesn’t shy to hurl plenty of work. Shorter smiles and petty constant complaining even makes it worse.
- Why does every COFFEE SERVER deport himself as the STARBUCKS employee! Recalling the latter ones’ status – down to earth – but ours gets annoyed when we ask for second coffee.
- All levels of maturity commit suicide when that FRIEND in your group likes to taste lunch of most of the groups in the office. He/she is your enemy…TRUST!
- Of all the foes your COMPUTER with Slow Connection checks your patience. You abuse too much looking at it thinking of others.
- The WATCHKEEPERS: They have eyes everywhere. Actually, they don’t see they smell from lunch to feelings.
- Your HR who shows you moon in the beginning but later your company has a different picture. They ignore you when your salary gets deducted for worthless reasons and their sympathetic expressions make you feel like a refugee.
- JONNY BRAVO, the one who is heart throb of all the ladies. He is not always handsome but knows all computer tricks.
- Another patience checker is UNCOMFORTABLE SEAT that’s never comfy. You can’t change it, you have limited seat. The morning trick—coming early—stealing someones makes your day & you don’t feel regretted at all.
- REVENGE SEEKING SOULS: They don’t share their lunch. They flicker restricted smiles, often. Tit for tat—goes with their intro.
- The RECEPTIONIST with starry tantrums is like pepper on wound. Give them attention, they die for it.
- Your COLLEAGUE who yields more productivity than you. Let’s just not call him a friend though you share lunch with them.
- Your NEXT SEAT NEIGHBOUR bothers you to reduce the AC temperature, they have problems.
- That COLLEAGUE who is in good tune with your boss and crack jokes with him, time and again.
- The OFFICE BACKBENCHERS who make office a mess, reminds you school and college days, literary get under your skin. Trust me, you are sick and tired of their jokes.
- EXTRA SOCIAL BRIGADE – they want to bring policy and complain socially, why they fear speaking directly to boss. Plus they elect someone to converse boss. Giving importance to that ‘someone’, NAY!!
